I'm Screwing, Not Spying

We interrupt this timely blog with some advice for the President of the United States:

a). Cut off their August SSI, SSDI, and Retirement Social Security checks.

b). You'll have a deal by August 5, 2011.
i. Debt ceiling lifted.
ii. Budged horribly bloated? Blame Boehner.
iii. Want gravy? Blame the Federal Reserve for everything.