No Law? No Rights? It's Greek to me

Why did yet another "Dan" plead with me to stay on at Shell? The line was, "Sir could you please step out of the car?" Now I get the joke.
He's crazy! He's crazy!
No, the car was stuck in the car wash.
I'd go up Saint Charles Rock Road.
To Mister Donut.
They died.
I did not.
Scott was selling pot.
I was not.

AAA, what was the "Cross Street?"
Airport Road, of course, rotten to the core superpower.
Which one?
USA