Not Twilight Zone / Not Outer Limits / Not Real? See you in court!

"Mister Hughes, you are bad for [psychiatric] business."
- A. Ahmad, M.D.
"Mister Hughes, I have never seen any sign of psychopathology in you."
- V. Cornelius, M.D.
"Hughes is good for big business"
- William Hughes

Got a cig, soldier? I'm extremely bored with your upcoming summary executions. Some of "The Troops" seem to have word processing problems as well. Over there. They've let me know things. Not illegal. Secret civil wars? Many object. May I occupy an ADA-appropriate restroom? What did I say? "Now I know why H.W. signed the bill!" Nazis have decreed no CBK CBS video, so let us go back in the mafia time machine to when I entered the GOEBEL so in jail! SENIOR ADULT CENTER Computer Lab. New joke? "I've been detained. You are all going to jail."

Do I have to like Chicago? Deceased African-Americans are in line at the Polling place already? It's called "community organizing." I can do it, too, but only if absolutely necessary.

Ugly color. I get the last one off the line, you Brain-Jacked, and/or dopefiend motherf___ers.

 AA 597 - November, 2001, Long Island, NY
"What the hell are we into?"
"Get out of it. Get out of it."

WCH - July, 2008, Outside Vandenberg AFB
"Oh, I see how it works."

WCH - August, 2008, Kettleman City, CA
"Holy shit! My falling star just did a U-turn!"

*You thought Dungeons & Dragons? Wrong!
**You thought New Age magic? Wrong!
***You thought E.T. was here? Wrong!

CLEARLY LABELED JOKE: "E.T. is probably like a California cop. He rides around a lot and does not care about you or me." EXCEPTION: We're all dead, and the planet Earth is covered in magma and soot. Then, he/she/it says, "Chart it, in the Universal Cosmic Log (UCL). They're all gone."

Grab The Pew & Grin

You want a plan out of me? Nice try, because I am not in charge of anything, Barack. Not yet. National Socialist black president? You've sure been fooled but good! Not Hughes. Who's in that orange and navy blue not made in USA helicopter? The "other" William knows how to fly one, whereas I don't. Not yet.

Newt is "surging"--in his own mind.

And now, another true story I am not being paid to tell. Communist! No, you twit - "Conservative Democrat," and shut your trap about my hair.

<BEGIN STORY>
I remember. The snowplows were outside rattling the windows at the writer's clock-in time of 5 a.m. or so. I said, in my NH Big Brother House, "I guess they want that blog piece up." (Via a Saint Louis, Missouri Mom & Pop Internet dial-up service). It went up pronto. The story was a kid in a Chicago hotel room meeting HH for the one and only time. But no!

"We" thank Bob M. for for wearing that London Fog with the belt hanging down. St. Stan's/Stan's donuts? I don't like that part of the Mass. A "sign of peace?" In the pew in front of me. To my left. Six foot four. Fedora is in "OFF" position. Long white hair. Beard like mine. London Fog coat. Open, no tie. Coat belt hanging down. He extended his hand. I shook it. It was grandpa.

I looked over at his wife, my grandmother Helen, to my right. She was grabbing the pew in front of us with both hands and grinning. To her, Howard Hughes said, "Peace be with you."
<END STORY>

*When? Got some cash? Running for president is expensive.
**Who was in that "foreign job" helicopter headed North? Not a fire chopper. Not a news chopper. Not a National Guard helicopter. Not U.S. Navy. Not that best-selling competitor's. [He knows how to fly one, and has gas money]
***U.S. Army meets U.K. Navy? What treachery awaits?
WH Dog Name: "Flaps"
WH Cat Name: "Ginger 2.0"
May I travel to Iowa now?

Into The mafia Time Machine We Go!

SETTING IS On "FORWARD:" January 4, 2012:


G: "Hughes, you won Iowa."
H: "I'm so sorry. As we discussed four years ago, it's not an election."
G: "The judge made me reprogram my voting machines."
H: "I'm so sorry. Now, I'm on the ballot."
G: "Yes, you are. Please sit at the desk."
H: "Mighty quiet in here."
G: "They've got them penned-up. Who's your friend?"
H: "It's Jackie. Her dad owns the Ford dealership out in Thousand Oaks."

May I Rest On The 9th Day?

2007 Muttering: "Is that a Blackbird up there spying on me? Why? I'm just a writer and social worker who knows too many damn spies." ONE MONTH LATER: "Oh, I get it. I'm Howard's grandson."
Here it is! Steal, steal, steal.


HUGHES WINS IOWA IN 8 DAYS:
11.29.11
12:39 p.m.
Max loony. MAGNUM CRAZY! Today, as thugs play the piano, I'm wondering aloud, "Who's driving to Iowa?" Kooks dance. Bingo approaches. It's a simple strategy, Jerry.
a. DONUT SHOP
b. STARBUCKS
c. BIKER BAR
d. SPORTS BAR*
e. .gov building
f. Some f---ing Democrat's house.
g. Babcock's Office
h. Any f---ing distressed business.
i. Baptist Church Finale.**


*Ideally, on New Year's day. What's the rush?
**Thanks to Desert Storm veteran you-know-who, I know how to do that, too.

Government Work Last

Now they like Newt. I told a Republican the story. Gingrich was reportedly on the street in Iowa way too early. Some old hag got a look close-up and said, "You ought to quit now, before you make a bigger fool out of yourself." And my Republican she said? "Bill, they all lie." The comment how long ago by "Mr. Tommy Gun?" Ready, kids?

HUGHES

I'm gonna run and tell the truth.

MR. TOMMY GUN

You'll get your ass killed.

HUGHES

I know.

American politics? It sucks! Silence! Or, I'll close your little horror house down cold.

Get Out of Jail Card / You Go to Jail NOW Letter / "No problem"

"Anything in the frig? Where we going? You'd think he'd be a bit more organized."

"We cannot clear you for that destination. Did you file a flight plan?"

"We have no plan, and if you keep this up, we're putting Hughes on the horn."

"Why did my pencil lead break? Why did the eraser fall off? Why won't my pen write? Let's confiscate all devices at the next appearance. Could 'ya hurry up? Aw, these things tip over, don't they?"

DECISION 2012: Layperson Legal Work; Kids With Explosives

Nice teleprompter. I don't need one, sir.

New Lawsuits and Court Orders in the Hopper - Lawyer? Who needs 'em?
"What did he say?"
You will not permit or condone any of the following behavior by patrons of the GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER under your administrative control. [Fill-in the since checking the "president' box usual]

On to mob rule [or so they think]. Who is Jim Lafferty? Not tonight; not with this at approximately 9:30 a.m. here in "T.O." "We're making history here. You wanna stick around while I open it?" For the record, she did. What does he mean? I'm so interested here at ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, CNN, FOX, C-SPAN, and PollySciBlogKook.org, but the boss said...

NEW CAMPAIGN COMMERCIALS NOT CUT YET:
The market where Margaret sent little Billy 1960-1966. Still there, all boarded-up as of 2007. "Did the grocery list mean anything?" There's our gent selling drugs on the corner. "Hey, got any crack?" He says, "Sure, bro." The graphic reads: "The man selling crack cocaine was not an actor."
Oops! I won Iowa? Sorry Bill, it's not an election. We discussed that in '07.

"Shot in the butt, 'cause you're insane,
William the Fifth doesn't play games"


Layoffs at Clear Channel? Remind me to send a fruit basket.

Let's Talk Airplanes; Let's Talk Politics

Expensive piece of crap. Any questions?

Occupiers everywhere, I can add. Try 472 million per airplane. Does it work properly? Of course not! Why, my Typhoon you can't track is a mere 120 million. Pounds Euros, or Dollars? Details, details. Got a chain and a padlock? Got GoogeleMaps? Lockheed Martin was beamed up to the Mothership? I am highly skeptical of this. And Kathy Martin is where? Patty Pratt is where? The Hilton boy's middle name is my last name? "Fitzgerald is a family last name? Who said it? Mr. Fitzgerald. When? 1972. "Hughes, don't ever dumb it down." "Why don't you like your Lincoln?" "My maiden name is Ford." What's the matter with it?" "Oh, the widows don't roll down right. The wipers don't....." "Typical Found on Road Dead product," I said.


ANSWER THE QUESTIONS, PLEASE:
Does Air force One almost hit your car?
Do B-2 Bombers dive at your apartment building?
Do F-15E's fly over when you are really, really, late for work?
Do you yell at B-1 bombers calling them "Carter's Folly?"
Do Harrier Jump jets blow your long hair around?
Does Rashida kick Dr. Eve in the gut and start four or five fights on the ward?
Does your patient, "Corey," try to burn the hospital down?
Did the Washington, Missouri police chief say, regarding yet another "house full of guns" case, "We're not going in there"? [I'd get frustrated, and talk it over with "Greg." Who was Greg? Last names for c-o-u-r-t, please]
Why can't I give Andrea K. a spoon of dressing & turkey gravy?
Why don't they get it when I packed a former Commission member's late husband's suitcase?

Hey Clinton, let's chase some DARPA flyin' triangles! Nah, I gotta read about ObamaNazi double-double probation on student loans, before that mean old LA policeman shoots their asses dead. Is my free office ready yet? Not yet?

Deputy, beam me to Culver City [before it's too late]

Arrests on Tuesday, Glorious on Wednesday; Don't miss it!

"Your Highness, this could be perceived as, uh, a bit rash." "Start this f---ing thing up, before I k--- your ass."


Illuminati creeps stand ready to impersonate spies and FBI as they consult their mafia lawyers by "talking in code."May I send an e-mail about the old-fashioned Post Office? they will be put under Homeland with a new name, like "The Post Office." No, I meant "the Department of Internal Security." Where did "Homeland" come from? Nazis and wackjob "terrorist hunters." Ding-Dongs, the real terrorist is in the from pew of your god---- church!
MENTAL NOTE:
No cursing
Perfect grammar
Enunciate!
Do not stutter, like Mitt
Make sense all of the time
No joking unless clearly labeled
Do not share sleeping bags with males
Get the girl's cell phone number, you fool!

"Whee! Now, we're using the right n-word!"

Girls, Girls, Girls!

Not the Bush girls! I should not be allowed to read the other dude's web log. "One Pissed-Off Veteran?" Is he in jail yet? Not yet? Running for president, perhaps? Hey, why not join the big fun? Secret Service girls scanning the roof. Libraries zapped with magic energy sources from a private jet in your very own screenplay to neutralize Chinese suitcase nukes, as well as...do I talk too much? Why the roof gawking? They might get shot by a local wack-job, not me. I'm out of the line of fire. Wasn't that a good Clint Eastwood movie? I don't get to make movies, I'm...CRACK-CRACK-CRACK...Reese! Run to your car! It's a......No! Mine don't have guns!

S-P-Y-I-N-G in Iran or Egypt? Not allowed! Spying in California? Puuuurfectly okay. However, don't let nasty bikers carve your butt up and leave you for the coyotes.

Pardon me, I have to move to a free & fun DELL 755 with a sound card, so I can listen to the airplanes. As someone @GSAC said, "It's kinda like the police scanner." Pay no attention to the photo hint, as I am not that good, unless I get a mafia ride to the occupation. Democrat HQ on Wilshire? "We" can begin the negotiations under sunny & homeless skies.

AA 587: "I'm taking it head-on. Where are those 255 people?"

This is not John Lear. This is not Art Bell. This is the one and only legitimate Hughes heir. [And, the best president not right in the head candidate--ask Kurt Vonnegut, if he has not expired] No, you cannot have a cig. No, you cannot keep my wealth. No, you cannot have one dollar more. Yes, you are going to prison. Civil war 2.0? Let's rock! Why? "If I have no property, you don't either."


FLYBOYS, and FLYGIRLS - my notes in the margins of you know what...MORE LATER
0847:28 - TWA?
0849:16 - Inside?
0850:21 - Hiccup. Cough.
0851:11 - Singing what?
0855:27 - Humming what?
0856:49 - GE
0857:02 - GE = Banks?
0904:28 - 255 S.O.B.'s
0905:12 - Why so much abort planning on a routine flight?
0908:12 - Egypt Air mentioned?
0908:19 - 2 mo. after 9/11, "Captain Deaf" was on duty. Landing where? JFK. NYC.
0908:58 - Tower what? 19 One. Japan Air.
0909:20 - ANA. 777 Dreamliner.
0910:51 - Use speech.
0912:16 - USAF?
0912:21 - TARA?
0912:22 - What did he say? Maybe something's in that tanker besides fuel.
0913:21 - More abort talk.
0913:38.5 - Cover story.
0914:08.9 - Blue.
0914:28.5 - ?
0915:37.3 - Squeak & rattle? Uh oh.
0915:55.0 - Why ask that?
0915:57.5 - Sounds like me.* No mafia time machines.
0916:06.2 - Ends?
0916:14.8 - A 37 second event. I can do the math. Where are the passengers? Where is the airplane? This is no movie.


More on Monday, fans. What did she say from Concord, NH? "He'll be back." Okay Bill, here is what it's like to be William V. "He does not care about his family. On the eve of Thanksgiving! Why, his wife is probably slaving over a hot stove. A workaholic he is. Must be 'bipolar' or mentally deranged. That primary election is not everything. Can't he make some time for his family? Must be a communist. In a meeting? They are going to rig the election in favor of Obama, I just know it! It was past three thirty up there. Can't he leave early? Obviously not a family man. Stripped of family values by that 'obsession' with holding the first Presidential Primary. Holding? That's it. He's selling drugs! Right out the back door of the capitol building! Whores up in there, too. Why, I saw a girl get off a schoolbus with a short skirt on, and you know what that means. Just like Howard...uh, oh. Darn. HUGHES is the one running, and GARDNER is the Secretary of State. Oh well, we've got all weekend to make up some more lies."


To The NTSB Below the Belt Dept.
0906:16 "Briefing complete...the Concorde returns."
[Okay .gov asses. Got a pic of me staring at the old-fashioned paper machine? Mouth open? What's on the front page, terrorists? A Concorde on fire].


*And what sounds like me in a life I was not allowed to live?
"Let's go for power, please."


And the result, "Brain-Jacked" ca kooks? 
"Whew! I'm so sorry for the inconvenience aboard AA Flight 587. We'll discuss this with the company, and, uh, again my apologies. No need to exit by the chutes, but you can take a digital picture and tell your friends all about it. Have a nice weekend, and I must not be Howard's grandson, because this is JFK concrete--I think."

One Word From NH: "Yeah"

Hmm. Where are them thar radio stations located? What's in the background? Haul Street?

Printer Follies, and where did they all go?

Free with the "bundle." How well I remember my first HP ink jet.

Next, the mighty Brother. I had two, like an old car. One to print-out books & screenplays nobody wanted. Not because they were of poor quality. On the contrary. A dozen agents were interested in a book about mental health? I won the "runner-up" award at film festivals? You'd think I'd get a clue.

Purchased in the Washington, D.C. area under great scrutiny, and abandoned at the Kettelman City, CA Super 8 where I did indeed see a UFO that very much put on a show of "powered maneuvers." Not to mention the RAF-estimated speed of 12,000 m.p.h. That, and 50 cents, will purchase java at the Goebel Koffee Kart.

My Lexmark worked great, until "Dana" and "Frank" intentionally wrecked my car. LA County corrupt as hell & in cahoots with Ruskie drug dealer deputies should know the pics have not gone anywhere.

Gather round the Coleman Stove, as we "occupy" the crpd and discuss flyin' triangles from DARPA, you fools! I'll even "look the other way," as did that other moderate Democrat, Billy Bob Clinton, on your favorite CA pastime--Drugs. The "deal?" Don't question my 100% true stories. The B-2 story? True! The Air Force One encounter? True! An F-15E coming down on my head at the Thomas Jefferson Library? I muttered, "What are they getting at?" and went in the library. What was I supposed to do? It rattled my rib cage with low frequency vibrations, but "they" do know I like loud noises. Is there a "problem" yet? Besides your upcoming indictment and/or arrest?

Let's all go nuts, in the following manner:


a). Get ripped-off by our wireless company of choice.
b). Call all day complaining bitterly of some perceived technical or contractual problem.
c). Get fired from one of the few remaining jobs in USA by staying on the 800, 866, 877, 888, or the new 855 number all day.
d). Apply for and receive Food Stamps.
e). Play the Social Security Administration crazy to secure a "Crazy Check." [While they are still in business, before GOP long knives eliminate any scrap of social program in America]


COMING ATTRACTIONS ON THE GO BELL PATIO:
The Chestnut Health Systems "I've got to do some killin'" story. I plan to live long enough to ask the other POTUS unworthy candidates what they would have done.


~~~Perhaps the printer will now function, as Jill has reported to work. Read more NTSB on AA Flight 587? Not prudent, if 'ya get what I mean. Deputy, I was only briefly homicidal over it last night. For as much as I could be horrified at, but not, see: www.williamthefifthforpresident.wordpress.com

Spanky's Got a Plan, Old Man

The boredom has become contagious, as Hughes..."Hey! Get away from my stuff!" "Mafia, I'll have your ass tossed!" "Clear the building Deputy, I'm tired of this...uh...stuff."

PLAN #9 NOT FROM OUTER SPACE

May I characterize some of the Gates Foundation's "worthy projects" as sounding a bit "cracked," at least to this sane presidential candidate? Does anyone try to obtain a mental health civil commitment order or Guardianship and/or Conservatorship over Mr. Gates? Probably not, but maybe "they" should.

Spencer-Hughes For Hire

Hey kids! Let's all guess who is dead and who's not! If "they" don't believe I saw stars out where they really live and go to Ralph's, how would they ever believe I nailed her with those hands & calves. Oh, that People Magazine! Yes, I was touched, and the line was, "I'd appreciate it if you eat these right now." Er, uh, I'm from Missourah, but I'm gonna right away. Yes ma'am.

That 11.12.2001 hole ain't big enough,* and my MISSOURI DEPARTMENT OF MENTAL HEALTH computer said it was an L-1011, so I thought, "Oh well, that plane was old and the tail fell off." Maybe not, ca kooks! As Ms. Andrea says (when the national socialist Internet is on), "You may continue your research."

*Much like the Pentygon a few months earlier. My Homepage at the time? BBC/MI-6 News. Is "M" fired yet, Dave? Not yet? 

Political Comedy Nightly

AAA Comedy @1385 E. Janss Road, Thousand Oaks CA  91365 (Right up the road from LA)

"Man that smells good, I guess. I stopped smoking that s--- in 1982." Except for what I thought might be govenment pot farm pot, because I'm not that stupid. Today, it is apparent to Mister Hughes that the government pot farm pot is a bit better, I guess so the "narcs" do not complain too much. I would not know about such things, as I prepare to, uh, run for president. If I won, I promise I'd sit in a room all alone and think, "Why the hell did you go and get that job? Aw, just another shittly job." Then, I'd come out, and there would be many cameras and stuff.

I know I make sense, even when you do not.

Drink up, before A-rabs take over and make it illegal again--right Caroline?

If you wreck your car while intoxicated, call your insurance man promptly, and don't lie to the deputy girl.

V

William's Middle-Class Collector Car Collection

ALFA ROMEO SPYDER
DATSON 240
TRIUMPH TR-7
TOYOTA MR-2
NISSAN 240SX*
NISSAN 300SX**
AUDI 100LS***
ANY EARLY INFINITY
PLYMOUTH ROAD RUNNER****

*Mine is white and "missing."
**Dr. McCoy had a white one and parked it next to mine at 5351 Delmar, Saint Louis, MO 63139
***I had an orange one, and Mr. Baker made it like new. His next door neighbor was a NY State Trooper.
****Roger Z. almost got me killed in one at age 14, but it sure was fun. "They" drove before the legal age. I did not.
GET THE FACTS ABOUT HUGHES at my new webiste where you will give me some f---ing MONEY.
Annunciate.
No cursing.
No bad grammar.
Is Bob really bringing a coffeepot?
I/we can only hope.
Have the Republicans cancelled the Food Stamp program yet?
Not yet?

Supreme Appellate Court Scorecard

In 1985, a female said, "Bill you should carry a little tape recorder, so you don't forget all of your good ideas." I can't help it she was from Massachusetts.

ATLANTA - Mandate found unconstitutional.
CINCINNATI - Upheld entire law.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ditto.
RICHMOND - Can't rule until 2015 when penalties take effect.


NH scribble notes: "Dated 11/08"  "Arrived 11/10 or 11/11"  "Week of 11/14 - 11/18 FLYING CIRCUS/FLYING MONKEYS"
"Wrong again?"
"MI-5 - not watchers"
"MI-6 - watchers"


Got it backwards.

Secret Service Kicked My Moldy Bagel? So in jail!

"They" hate the facts. I speak like a wise man, ripping-off Jesus with the neither lending nor borrowing. Then, since I'm surrounded by mafia(s), the "I am not John Lennon" disclaimer must follow. "Not a narc, not a dealer am I," I've said, so now we're on in a gallop to flying saucers and triangles. Are my "Little Rascals" previewing NASA blackmail? I fear I'm right. "They" hate the idea of a President Hughes over at JPL saying, "Alright boys, what the f___ is on Mars?" "They" would have to answer me, and it scares them somehow.

He does not look like me? Stunned I am, yet I very much wonder if the motel where he was hiding after damaging White House plaster is the same one with the woman from [REDACTED BY CURRY EATERS] who looked me in the eye and asked, "Are you sure you don't want to stay another night?" When my response was negative, she wanted another unneeded signature with an old big, black  topcoat model spook watching over my shoulder. As I say often in Callyfornia, "I know what I'm seeing."

Moving on to the moldy bagel issue, I'm sure there would be more angry, jobless, adrift in this life miscreants in the St.L march above if a pissed-off William ever got home. Yes, I did toss a moldy bagel in the general direction of the walkway and exclaim, "That's for the god____ Secret Service!" Later, when you-know-who jogged by, not listening to WGBH, where were my little rascals? Oh, they don't want to face the non-deniable facts of political life. And, what did this detective discover later? That hussy had apparently, and now allegedly, kicked my bagel from the side of the path, to directly on the sidewalk.

Good god, woman! Don't you know a Westlake purebread dog could get sick from that moldy bagel? Any more behavior like that, and I'm going to call the CRPD Park Rangers who smoke pot with homeless persons and supervise the production of meth. "We" have to be very strict about the dog-walker's rights. As for drugs, I'M NOT ON THEM, YOU MORONS! May I look up KABC's toll-free number now? It's just not illegal.

"The report by Doctor Winfred Punchai has noted a long history of throwing donuts at spies and drug dealers on budget motel parking lots. This behavior has now manifested and increased in severity through the defendant throwing bagels at hallucinatory agents of the federal government, creating a clear danger to others in a public park. The recommendation to the corut is that the defendant get his butt to New Hampshire and whip President Obama's black ass."

So Bored, I'm Posting Incomplete "Cheat Sheets"

CHP, let's go! Why? GREECE - down the tubes. ITALY - Down the potty. U.K.? Surely they will have nothing much to fix after: a). Wild speculation involving gold; b). A series of bank failures; c). Hyperinflation; d). Another riot or two with firearms added; e). A bit 'o Martial Law, right William? What did I finally tell my "troops?" "Uh, there has been some sort of mix-up, and they've got the wrong William over there."
Who "dished" the clues?
Homeless vc spies.
Why?
They have been fighting the "Tessla Power" for 15, 20, 25, or even 30 years.
HINTS: I was immediately "William," never Bill.
They nicknamed a really crazy guy "The Other William."
William, the Duke of Cambridge came how close to me, per Mapquest?
[REDACTED BY OLD MAFIA WITH SILENCERS ON THEIR ANUSES]

Today's Economist Remark "They" Fought Like Hacker-Dogs

Greece--Italy--United Kingdom--USA. What if all have an interrelated economic collapse? Future Chinese historians may well term it the "Domino Effect" as a smirking footnote to the Vietnam War.

A "newcomer" who looks like a Network character, when I wrote a part for Faye D. in hughesscreenplay#9, who was smoking at the [REDACTED BY JEWISH HOLLYWOOD AGENTS WITH BIG GAMBLING DEBTS]. It was my first campaign appearance, and I've got the date! Why is it that? I will live to tell the story on your not-so-liberal media! I spread out my arms, raised my palms skyward, and said, to the FedGirl I'm not supposed to make whopee with, but was considering it: "What are you doing here?"

The rest of the story you must pay for, "crazy check worthy" assholes!

Nighty-night, and yes "we" know it's cold in the crpd kookpark,
V

Mafia Time Machine is Back! Therefore, Last Night's Post Tonight

"They" don't want my nose into this one. Who's driving to Nevada? I still own the place? Excellent!

Got a laptop, buddy? Get a printer, and get to work! Mr. Hughes has tired of the "T.O. Headache." Print, print, print, and have I ever got some "paper."


Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association
National Air Transportation Association
National Business Aviation Association
Air Transport Association
Airports Council International
General Aviation Manufacturers Association
Aircraft Electronics Association
Experimental Aircraft Association
Helicopter Association International
International Council of Air Shows
National Association of State Aviation Officials
Sheble Aviation
Reno Air Race Association*
Garmin International, Inc.**


*"My plates have expired." "My daddy is rich, but I'm on double-double probation." "I went to the kooky alternative school, then made a few porn flicks that went on my permanent record, so dad won't let me use the car." "I broke my gas pedal foot. It was some black dude." "I have a big wad of money, but it's been appropriated for other things." "You are not the right Hughes, therefore you can't fly worth a damn." "We're off to the 'white trash dinner' in Westlake, but we are reasonably sure the late Bobby's 'Bermunda Triangle' will not swallow us up."


**"Mr. Hughes knows his plugs and jacks." If I go to their website, will the Internet go off? I can extrapolate, if 'ya get what I mean.