Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Grab The Pew & Grin

You want a plan out of me? Nice try, because I am not in charge of anything, Barack. Not yet. National Socialist black president? You've sure been fooled but good! Not Hughes. Who's in that orange and navy blue not made in USA helicopter? The "other" William knows how to fly one, whereas I don't. Not yet.

Newt is "surging"--in his own mind.

And now, another true story I am not being paid to tell. Communist! No, you twit - "Conservative Democrat," and shut your trap about my hair.

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I remember. The snowplows were outside rattling the windows at the writer's clock-in time of 5 a.m. or so. I said, in my NH Big Brother House, "I guess they want that blog piece up." (Via a Saint Louis, Missouri Mom & Pop Internet dial-up service). It went up pronto. The story was a kid in a Chicago hotel room meeting HH for the one and only time. But no!

"We" thank Bob M. for for wearing that London Fog with the belt hanging down. St. Stan's/Stan's donuts? I don't like that part of the Mass. A "sign of peace?" In the pew in front of me. To my left. Six foot four. Fedora is in "OFF" position. Long white hair. Beard like mine. London Fog coat. Open, no tie. Coat belt hanging down. He extended his hand. I shook it. It was grandpa.

I looked over at his wife, my grandmother Helen, to my right. She was grabbing the pew in front of us with both hands and grinning. To her, Howard Hughes said, "Peace be with you."
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*When? Got some cash? Running for president is expensive.
**Who was in that "foreign job" helicopter headed North? Not a fire chopper. Not a news chopper. Not a National Guard helicopter. Not U.S. Navy. Not that best-selling competitor's. [He knows how to fly one, and has gas money]
***U.S. Army meets U.K. Navy? What treachery awaits?
WH Dog Name: "Flaps"
WH Cat Name: "Ginger 2.0"
May I travel to Iowa now?

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