Monday, November 28, 2011

DECISION 2012: Layperson Legal Work; Kids With Explosives

Nice teleprompter. I don't need one, sir.

New Lawsuits and Court Orders in the Hopper - Lawyer? Who needs 'em?
"What did he say?"
You will not permit or condone any of the following behavior by patrons of the GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER under your administrative control. [Fill-in the since checking the "president' box usual]


On to mob rule [or so they think]. Who is Jim Lafferty? Not tonight; not with this at approximately 9:30 a.m. here in "T.O." "We're making history here. You wanna stick around while I open it?" For the record, she did. What does he mean? I'm so interested here at ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, CNN, FOX, C-SPAN, and PollySciBlogKook.org, but the boss said...


NEW CAMPAIGN COMMERCIALS NOT CUT YET:
The market where Margaret sent little Billy 1960-1966. Still there, all boarded-up as of 2007. "Did the grocery list mean anything?" There's our gent selling drugs on the corner. "Hey, got any crack?" He says, "Sure, bro." The graphic reads: "The man selling crack cocaine was not an actor."
Oops! I won Iowa? Sorry Bill, it's not an election. We discussed that in '07.


"Shot in the butt, 'cause you're insane,
William the Fifth doesn't play games"


Layoffs at Clear Channel? Remind me to send a fruit basket.

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