AA 587: "I'm taking it head-on. Where are those 255 people?"

This is not John Lear. This is not Art Bell. This is the one and only legitimate Hughes heir. [And, the best president not right in the head candidate--ask Kurt Vonnegut, if he has not expired] No, you cannot have a cig. No, you cannot keep my wealth. No, you cannot have one dollar more. Yes, you are going to prison. Civil war 2.0? Let's rock! Why? "If I have no property, you don't either."


FLYBOYS, and FLYGIRLS - my notes in the margins of you know what...MORE LATER
0847:28 - TWA?
0849:16 - Inside?
0850:21 - Hiccup. Cough.
0851:11 - Singing what?
0855:27 - Humming what?
0856:49 - GE
0857:02 - GE = Banks?
0904:28 - 255 S.O.B.'s
0905:12 - Why so much abort planning on a routine flight?
0908:12 - Egypt Air mentioned?
0908:19 - 2 mo. after 9/11, "Captain Deaf" was on duty. Landing where? JFK. NYC.
0908:58 - Tower what? 19 One. Japan Air.
0909:20 - ANA. 777 Dreamliner.
0910:51 - Use speech.
0912:16 - USAF?
0912:21 - TARA?
0912:22 - What did he say? Maybe something's in that tanker besides fuel.
0913:21 - More abort talk.
0913:38.5 - Cover story.
0914:08.9 - Blue.
0914:28.5 - ?
0915:37.3 - Squeak & rattle? Uh oh.
0915:55.0 - Why ask that?
0915:57.5 - Sounds like me.* No mafia time machines.
0916:06.2 - Ends?
0916:14.8 - A 37 second event. I can do the math. Where are the passengers? Where is the airplane? This is no movie.


More on Monday, fans. What did she say from Concord, NH? "He'll be back." Okay Bill, here is what it's like to be William V. "He does not care about his family. On the eve of Thanksgiving! Why, his wife is probably slaving over a hot stove. A workaholic he is. Must be 'bipolar' or mentally deranged. That primary election is not everything. Can't he make some time for his family? Must be a communist. In a meeting? They are going to rig the election in favor of Obama, I just know it! It was past three thirty up there. Can't he leave early? Obviously not a family man. Stripped of family values by that 'obsession' with holding the first Presidential Primary. Holding? That's it. He's selling drugs! Right out the back door of the capitol building! Whores up in there, too. Why, I saw a girl get off a schoolbus with a short skirt on, and you know what that means. Just like Howard...uh, oh. Darn. HUGHES is the one running, and GARDNER is the Secretary of State. Oh well, we've got all weekend to make up some more lies."


To The NTSB Below the Belt Dept.
0906:16 "Briefing complete...the Concorde returns."
[Okay .gov asses. Got a pic of me staring at the old-fashioned paper machine? Mouth open? What's on the front page, terrorists? A Concorde on fire].


*And what sounds like me in a life I was not allowed to live?
"Let's go for power, please."


And the result, "Brain-Jacked" ca kooks? 
"Whew! I'm so sorry for the inconvenience aboard AA Flight 587. We'll discuss this with the company, and, uh, again my apologies. No need to exit by the chutes, but you can take a digital picture and tell your friends all about it. Have a nice weekend, and I must not be Howard's grandson, because this is JFK concrete--I think."