Mafia Time Machine is Back! Therefore, Last Night's Post Tonight

"They" don't want my nose into this one. Who's driving to Nevada? I still own the place? Excellent!

Got a laptop, buddy? Get a printer, and get to work! Mr. Hughes has tired of the "T.O. Headache." Print, print, print, and have I ever got some "paper."


Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association
National Air Transportation Association
National Business Aviation Association
Air Transport Association
Airports Council International
General Aviation Manufacturers Association
Aircraft Electronics Association
Experimental Aircraft Association
Helicopter Association International
International Council of Air Shows
National Association of State Aviation Officials
Sheble Aviation
Reno Air Race Association*
Garmin International, Inc.**


*"My plates have expired." "My daddy is rich, but I'm on double-double probation." "I went to the kooky alternative school, then made a few porn flicks that went on my permanent record, so dad won't let me use the car." "I broke my gas pedal foot. It was some black dude." "I have a big wad of money, but it's been appropriated for other things." "You are not the right Hughes, therefore you can't fly worth a damn." "We're off to the 'white trash dinner' in Westlake, but we are reasonably sure the late Bobby's 'Bermunda Triangle' will not swallow us up."


**"Mr. Hughes knows his plugs and jacks." If I go to their website, will the Internet go off? I can extrapolate, if 'ya get what I mean.