Note to Self: "Flyboy Things to Look Up"

For less than $20,000, this could be Obama's new "boyfriend." No? Are you all nuts? I'm not. Got a lift to NH? I'll ride with a porn star. Yes, I will. It's good pub, like Lohan's many arrests and no-shows in court. They love it! Me? Arrested? Mr. Bruce and Mr. Roberts both heard it last night: "You're gonna take down that f---ing tent, or I'm taking it down for you!"


Occupy?


First, there are primary elections.
Then, there is a big convention.
Then, there is an election in November, 2012.
If I win, then I'm the President of the United States. 
What did I say this morning? "Clinton's farewell video? You ain't seen nothing yet!" My first suggestion was I play a not hooked-up to anything guitar with Bon Jovi. Yes, I can sing backup to "Living on on a Prayer" (Instead of doing that for real).


Sorry, old Go Bell fogies,  no more unsold books, "Mike." No, "Vera," I don't want to meet your daughter. Girl troubles? Always. Are you the Hughes. No. And, you are jealous? Man, you must be nuts!!!


As we said at #5 Forest Home Court, "we" are "home stretching it" on what? Running for president lean & ugly. Very ugly, and I did not start it. Here's the "warning, don't lie" text for my running as a damn indigent NH paperwork:  In accordance with RSA 659:34, the penalty for knowingly...


Mr. President, I've already told my Ding-Dongs there will be nothing racial or scandalous as we collect the required signatures. All of the really low-down stuff is up to me, the candidate. DING! DING! "Now gentlemen, get out there and toss some dirt. May the best mud-slinger win."

PRESIDENT OBAMA'S NOT INSIGNIFICANT PROBLEM:
No blackmail.
No crimes.
No spying.


Camp followers, I will now listen to ATC, KSHE, and the Boston Classic Rock Station. Maybe Vancouver, too. Don't get too excited, and do not dare touch the Ralph's cart before I get it packed-up for New Hampshire. Yes, ca kook, I've really been in all 10 counties up there, and no, I can't win from California. Are you insane? Yes, in a brand-new "DSM-V" manner. People are telling me they trust me? It's about time.