My New Ambulance Company Has the "Slows"

05.13.11  9:45 a.m.

PARAMEDICS are here, as the day began with Wanda saying, at the Coffee Cartel Cart, "I'm not worried about writers." I noted that unless the writer knows something unflattering, there is nothing to worry about. I cited Woodward & Bernstein and both Bobbie and Wanda recognized their names b/c they are old. I commented on the born in 1990-91 crowd, which knows next to nothing. This is why--cosmic! cosmic!--I was a student teacher for one semester in Jennings, Missouri. They need education they don't get in Chinafornia. Next, Bobbie & I discovered how hard it is to be good, because she said, "You're good." And, my joke would be at what? [Firing the entire United States Secret Service, firing the whole Federal Bureau of Investigation, firing all at the United States Department of Justice, firing every creep at the Central Intelligence Agency, firing the body-burners at that rotten Drug Enforcement Administration, and how sweet it would be to run the spy, spy, spying on Americans in the USA Defense Intelligence Agency en mass out the door with a mighty boot ot the collective .gov ass. National Security Agency? People, I've already decided the USAF & Marines can fight over the supercomputers at Ft. Meade, and I have determined, neo-King Solomon style, who gets what already].

Are you running for the office of President of the United States?


Even Bobbie, erstwhile donut volunteer knows, regarding big-time crime, "They work for the government. That's how they get away with it." As my uncles Bill, Jim, & Tommy remarked, "She said it, not me."

p.s. According to local National Socialists, the fifteen minute response time to the Goebel by my AMR team was not okay, and the patient had no I.D. My twofold commentary was, "The paramedics are not in a hurry. They will be alright." And, on the topic of no identification, it was, "Jill, another one is headed to the compost pile."

Looks to me like a desperate vc county citizen is trying to strike the vehicle broadside with his or her gray pickup and prevent another body snatching. I know who was at the door of the Denny's with the "y" permanently out. I thought, "Man, I'm glad the People for the Real Deal Debit Card still has some money on it...what are those ambulance people looking at?" <munch, munch> A whole Grand Slam Breakfast, and they were still there? Two damn years to figure out why, and it is not good. "Charlie knows places, William knows faces." What did I say this past weekend at our DISNEY/IBM/MI-6/ISI/who knows where from ROYAL Starbucks? "Did Ron Howard lose weight? Anybody know if he' skinny these days?" They ignored me, of course. When the coffee came up, I said, "Grandpa brought you the pictures from the moon, Ron Howard made Apollo 13."

They continued to ignore me.