Around The Horn We Go

Pumping petrol at USA Gas in "T.O.," eh? Drinking Pepsi, like momma, eh? I like coke, and I do not mean the powdered kind, hyper-religious kooks. BTW, I 've called USA Gas "Mike's Gas Station" for a long time.


VALERO
CLARK
VICKERS
MARS
HESS

When do I get to give away a gas station?

CHEVRON, too?

No wonder that A-rab tossed me from the Newbury Park Chevron. My sin? Just another cleaner than average bum trying to shave fast in the rest room. Got an itty-bitty camera in there? Of course they do, Caroline! Legal? NO!!!

Q&A
Q: "Where did (Mike's) gas station get its name?"
A: "The "bugs" @ 441 W. Mifflin, Madision, WI  53703"
Q: "What do you mean?"
A: "In about 1982, I said, 'Gayle, gas is all the same. Branding is for additives that maybe work, maybe don't. It's always the same price. Shell, Mobil, Amoco...same price. There's no competition. No free market. They should nationalize those money-grubbing assholes and call it USA Gas'."
Q: "Why are you so intent on 'gifting' the gas station?"
A: "If not for Mike's advice about your sick-o mafia town of Thousand Oaks, I'd probably be dead."

AND I'M STILL ALIVE? I've got some powerful friends, pal, and you don't.

People pay for this? "Whatever floats your boat." Celibate? Me too. When are we going out to dinner? Acting kind of crazy? Not around William V. Ask the local "youth authority," who pester me a lot.

p.s. I do like Chistina's radio station, and I have trouble spelling her last name. I cannot mess it up, so I'll mention she was in...what was that movie? Burlesque. I'll see it someday. He's on the Google satellite (probably mine) looking at the British Embassy! Let's scratch ourselves and make hand signs! Mark, is the Internet off yet? Not yet?