Like Ringing a Bell, Right Chuck? (Berry, that is)

A "First Responder" to AIR FLORIDA 90? Why so hard to locate the Cuckoo Transcript, Captain?

NEWS FLASHES LATER TODAY:
"Kids In California Know No State Capitals"
"Two Obamas? Which One Is Real?"
"Who the Hell is 'Celeste'?"
"Why Is Hughes Not Cutting Campaign Commercials Yet?"
"Save Money by Sending Gitmo's Unwanted to North Korea," or "I Hate Making Sense"
and much, much, more

p.s. This Ain't The Huffington Post, sir!