What is That Thang, USAF Mormon Kooks?

What? You thought you were getting the "Where'd the Pillbox Hat Go?" mystery solved today? For free? Are you nuts? I'm not. I'd rather find out what that pole is on the tail of the old-fashioned Air Force One.

Spying morons, it's a Boeing 707.

Who put the engines on it?

Grandpa.

Did I fly on one?

Yes.

Where to?

Not a training camp for bad guys in Pakistan.

Where did the Captain sit for a long time?

Behind me, William C. Hughes/William V.