NUTS--SUPERVISED RELEASE--FREE AS A BIRD? Jody! Jody!
Okay, Hughes is "nuts." No, MI-6 is smarter than you. ISI maybe even smarter. How do I know this with no spy training? I can't say. How about a hint? It was all about who came and departed our favorite McDonald's with or without shoes. I am not the real one? Let's "do it" girls!
PROXIMITY, PROXIMITY PROXIMITY (In No Particular Order)
EUGENE MCCARTHY: Shook Hands.
GEORGE MCGOVERN: Ditto.
JOHN KERRY: 20 Feet.
BILL PROXMIRE: 2 Feet (Cursed him out over Iran Contra).
JOHN ANDERSON: 100 Feet ("Too many Secret Service " I said.
Oh, it was for ME! As a potential bad guy, or I AM THE MONEY?*).
GEORGE H.W. BUSH: AWOL (Shook hands with MLB Commissioner Instead).
GEORGE W. BUSH: 25 Feet, maybe closer...ask George.
RICHARD NIXON: 15 Feet (As the President...don't try and touch them!)
JIMMY CARTER: Same Room, On Phone...caught!
BILL CLINTON: 50 Feet (As the President, in his clean machine).
JOHN MCCAIN: One City Block/No Closer/Not Wacked.
POPE JOHN PAUL II: 50 yards, the "Popemobile" was, in fact, "running dark," and he was in the long limo. Are Catholics taking over the world, Mr./Ms. Bible-Thumper? Stay tuned. I don't go to Mass, but I'm game.
RONALD REAGAN never came close. Hmmm...
FROM THE 441 W. MIFFLIN STREET DIGITAL TOASTER:
PROXIMITY, PROXIMITY PROXIMITY (In No Particular Order)
EUGENE MCCARTHY: Shook Hands.
GEORGE MCGOVERN: Ditto.
JOHN KERRY: 20 Feet.
BILL PROXMIRE: 2 Feet (Cursed him out over Iran Contra).
JOHN ANDERSON: 100 Feet ("Too many Secret Service " I said.
Oh, it was for ME! As a potential bad guy, or I AM THE MONEY?*).
GEORGE H.W. BUSH: AWOL (Shook hands with MLB Commissioner Instead).
GEORGE W. BUSH: 25 Feet, maybe closer...ask George.
RICHARD NIXON: 15 Feet (As the President...don't try and touch them!)
JIMMY CARTER: Same Room, On Phone...caught!
BILL CLINTON: 50 Feet (As the President, in his clean machine).
JOHN MCCAIN: One City Block/No Closer/Not Wacked.
POPE JOHN PAUL II: 50 yards, the "Popemobile" was, in fact, "running dark," and he was in the long limo. Are Catholics taking over the world, Mr./Ms. Bible-Thumper? Stay tuned. I don't go to Mass, but I'm game.
RONALD REAGAN never came close. Hmmm...
Timeline..Timeline..Timeline...
Too many SS near John Anderson in the Fall of 1980?
Too many U.S. Army Boys on March 30, 1981?
Army? What Army?
"What the hell is wrong with them? Why don't they know what to do? Why the F*uck is Bush just sitting there in Texas? This makes no sense. I'm getting another beer. Jesus!"
COMING ATTRACTIONS: "I-80 is closed. Do not go to Iowa. Please, do not try to enter Interstate Eighty."
COMING ATTRACTIONS: "I-80 is closed. Do not go to Iowa. Please, do not try to enter Interstate Eighty."
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