Dear Policewoman

From:	William Hughes (hughesaliveandforpresident@live.com)
Sent:	Thu 5/26/11 2:19 PM
To:	akoval@crpd.org
Cc:	rcowan@crpd.org; jjensen@crpd.org; jomof14@cox.net; retired@militarytimes.com; tnsoule@sbcglobal.net; lundvic@verizon.net
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My report has been delayed by yet another "non-incident" last evening (05.25.11) in the Computer Lab. Given someone was standing over me like a big, hulking, black bear about one foot from where I was hit hard on the right side of my head April 14, 2011, I elected to get up, since I had finished my work. On my way out the door at approximately 7:30 p.m, I forcefully (DO NOT allege "yelling") said, "Back off," and departed.

The "SSI-Funded Dirty Tricks Gang" seemed to be very disappointed at my departure. I later spoke to Ms. Jill Jensen, who was very curious about the non-incident. Initially, I refused to name a name on the "hulker," but she persisted in her line of inquiry. When I told her who likes to get way too close, on a too regular basis, to candidate for President of the United States #8003536, she sighed and rolled her eyes, as she's very skilled at communicating non-verbally. At least vacationing in Italy Goebel staff member Rachel Cowan understands the significance of my IRS Number. It is 80-01415. That number will allow me to withhold her Social Security & Federal taxes when she works for me making significantly more money.

Why am I so sure? Rachel said, "We're Jewish, and my family talks about politics." It's not a dirty word, and I am going to win the presidency. My, my, are you all looking bad, as I've been alleged to be "badass"--whatever that means--according to local illegal drug users, drug dealers, alcoholics, and SSI recipients who follow me around, as with grandpa Howard. I'm not buying a hotel, but per Jill's suggestion, I think the Best Western is an appropriately modest start for ending up your Commander in Chief.

(Now, call me "crazy," and I will read something intellectual, ignoring your nutty ass all day).

Q&A

Q: Why was the Bush 43 IRS so cheerful in giving me my Political Action Committee (PAC) IRS number?

A: I pay my taxes.


Nice try, spies. First, as I attempted to complain about the old text "gray out" effect, off went GOOGLE CHROME. Now, what I type does not seem to be what appears on the screen. Could that National Socialist IBM V.P. girl return to our 605 E. Janss Road Starbucks for some rhetorical ass-kicking? How about the History Channel chief? It's another "she." Girls, girls, girls. SO IN FEDERAL PRISON.