Better Float Some Bonds, Jerry

Would I fake or exaggerate an injury, when someone who looked just like PRINCE HARRY hit me in the head while blogging in the GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER Computer Lab?
No.
Have I already been accused of this?
Yes.

And, why do you sit around playing chess, eating bananas, and staring at each other? It's enough to make, "Daddy Warbucks" (that's me, son), a card-carrying communist. Don't you have anything productive to do with your wealth?
Apparently not.