Top 10 Signs Your Ass Is Getting Stuck In There

We begin with the current POTUS playing Ping Pong with my dismissed PM, and both of them looked plenty nuts. Thanks to the WSJ on that video I stumbled upon. (He's magic! No, he's on the Soldier Boy's Internet--a big hit since rampant I-porn of the mid-1990's). The photo file on Mr. Clegg had a "007" in it, but I deem it pure "coincidence" the pic above is Clegg at the same school as my two ping-ponging "cuckoo-birds," Barack & David visited. What is wrong with Nick's right hand? I have no idea.

FROM THE "I GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE" DEPARTMENT:
Where else, but the GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER Computer Lab?

FISCHERMAN

That plane does a lot more than advertised. 

HUGHES

I figured as much.

Click, Click

FISCHERMAN

Will this thing print?

HUGHES

Maybe.

FISCHERMAN

Oh, you've got it.

HUGHES

Yeah.

FISCHERMAN

I want two copies.

HUGHES

The engine's not that big.

FISCHERMAN

Nope.

HUGHES

Not much thrust...one engine? Oh, I know how they did that.

  

FISCHERMAN

Yeah, it's the [CENSORED BY HUGHES AEROSPACE] 

HUGHES

Uh huh.

FISCHERMAN

More than that many G's, too.

HUGHES

Why? You'd pass out.

FISCHERMAN

Uh huh.

HUGHES

It does more than one would think, from open sources.

FISCHERMAN

Yep.

HUGHES

I don't like those drones and shit.

FISCHERMAN

I don't either.

HUGHES

Really?

FISCHERMAN

Nope.

HUGHES

They hit the wrong guy. Get the wrong target.

FISCHERMAN

Yep. They're starting to figure it out.

HUGHES

See that canopy? You need a human in there.

FISCHERMAN

Sure do.

HUGHES

I'm so glad they figured that much out.

FISCHERMAN

How do I print this?

HUGHES

Oh for crying out loud, don't act like you don't know how.

I'm learning to be lazy in Chinafornia. Can we count Clegg & The Fischerman as two signs I'm getting a four year only job in D.C.? I'll rustle up the other eight on Monday. It's Memorial Day, however, Jill, Mike, or Mark will be here, but not that guy who left me an external drive with which to cause "trouble." Thanks, I'll return it when I get some real help--hold the mind games.

Q: Would a President Hughes fire about one-third of the United States Government?

A: Yes.

Q: How could anyone do that?

A: PATCO, PATCO, PATCO, baby!  

[I can hear them now, right spygirls? We want higher taxes! We want big government!]

Enjoy your Federally mandated Monday Holiday.

I won't.