Fast & Furious Espionage (hey, this is Chinafornia...who cares?)

Who? Where? When?

What does he mean? What does he mean?

QUOTES FROM THE OUTER LIMITS

"They won't kill you, but they won't help you, either."

-- William Hughes/William V

"At least you have a fighting chance on the computer."

-- Tom Koda

"It's really bad."

-- Barack Obama (as a 13 year-old runaway) [Did Michelle give him the heave-ho?]

"[You're] a skinny, yellow, toothless, bald-headed, rat-eyed, professional liar and a scoundrel."

--Mark Twain [Don't talk about Darrel like that. He helps..a little].

"Now Mister Hughes, don't go buying-up Canada."

--Canada Border Services Agency Goon

"Rachel, did Siemens turn up the heat?"

-- William V [upon viewing Montreal's 97.7 "Babe(s) of the Week"]

Spygirls, let's hear it!

"There was no William IV!"

"James Joyce was a worthless drunk!"
"The Kaiser was a pantywaist!"
"Samuel Clemens was bipolar, just like Hughes!"
"Harry Truman lost! We recounted the votes!"
"Lindenwood never admitted men! The yearbooks are forgeries!"
"He's on LSD!"
[Got any? I got a few bucks. How much? Aw, forget it, I'm trying to run for...]