What's That Thing In The CRPD Sky?

I think something conspiritorial is going on, because KSHE--no longer in Crestwood, Missouri, rather it's the Powerhouse, is playing a song I used as a long "Go find some more tunes" song when I thought Billboard people might like me. Then, the Program Director said, "You must play this stupid Elton John song," and I complied--with the monitor off. 

My, my, I've really got the people I call "Religious Cuckoos" stirred-up. Why? They are great guns, or as the Brits might say, "keen" on using technology a few hundred years ahead of Best Buy to confuse people, then they want to lay their Holy Bible on you. Let's go to non-Christian Denomination Catholic school, shall we?

THE TOYS ARE MY PROPERTY.

I WILL BE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.

I like black people who rhetorically challenge you by saying "Right or wrong?"

Oh, you hate blacks?

What did I say behind the Goebel in practicing my speechmaking? 

Basically, I warned you to think carefully in planning your next hate crime, because if I end up president, my Justice Department will have lethal injections aranged for the whole redneck town.

Planning on murdering an abortion doctor?

Accuse me of getting overly Old Testament for your average Catholic, but I'd insist on the needle to put your whole nutty church out of their misery. All legal, all of you "gone."

I'd suggest you read Roe v. Wade and shut the f*ck up.

Don't you hate it when you are an abused monarch with flying saucer stories to tell on Soldier Boy's Internet, but you are out of time because someone cancelled computer class to pull all of the nutcase surfing off the DELL 755's. I did, in fact, peek at "Girls That Rock," but let us be Nixonian "perfectly clear" that it is not pornographic. What did the Supremes, as with the top U.S. court, say of that long ago? "We know it when we see it."

Kind of like me and dirty spies.

kids, if you keep changing my copy, big, bad, President Hughes might turn off your Internet someday. I'd suggest Nickelodeon & Netflix. Why? Soldier Boy will have to say, "Yes sir!"