Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock

Know thyself, or as Mr. Eastwood said in the movies, "A man's got to know his limitations." Wasn't I a bit ahead of time? I predicted I'd still be running for president after a cup of coffee & cig @ Mafia Center, but it was more like Windsor & Janss. What was that street name? He's crazy! No, look on Mapquest or Google, please, and shut the *uck up, or I shall, "Call the cops, call the cops, call the cops."

So in jail SW Airlines has psychics on board, as they set up my Official Executive Order Lutheran Church Basement Table...where? Is the white hose like a jumper cable? It's the cleaning crew? Did someone die in there? Sleep is good, because I forgot to post the H-pilfered Southwest Airlines Business Plan, summarized for your conveience:

1. Buy brand-new Boeing 737's--lots of them.
2. Purchase airplanes on credit.
3. Make fares real cheap.
4. Don't fly too far.
5. Do not maintain the airplanes (We are Nazis and don't like the IAM).
6. Wait for a big crash.
7. FAA & NTSB will document the usual & customary lies.
8. Insurance money will be paid.
9. When too many air disasters take place, file for bankruptcy.
10 Take money and run (Costa Rica is nice, I hear).

Let's hear it, girls! "He's a communist! He's a socialist! He's an anarchist! He'll never make president, he smoked pot!" (Obama enjoyed his inhaling. George W. Bush didn't? Clinton didn't? George H.W. Bush? People Magazine wants to know).

"How does he do it? He's from Zoltar, a planet we can't see beyond Pluto..some guy on Coast said it's there. He has ESP. He's a magic man." NO, YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION AS PRESCRIBED.

ALL TOGETHER NOW! "Tower tapes! Tower tapes! We want tower tapes!"

.gov weenies: "Erased durning routine maintenance." "Stolen by Leprechauns." "We have to send an e-mail to Washington that, upon further investigation, arrived in St. Petersburg, Russia." "The president's dog Bo ate them."

INTO THE HHMI TIME MACHINE WE GO

03.05.2000

1810.29

SW CAPTAIN: "Flaps thirty, just put it down."

1810.33

MR. 737 COMPUTER: "Sink Rate, Sink Rate."

SW CAPTAIN: "Put it to forty. It won't go, I know that. It's all right. Final descent checklist."

1810.47

MR. 737 COMPUTER: "Whoop, Whoop, Pull Up."

1810.47

"That's all right."

1810:53

MR. 737 COMPUTER

"Whoop, Whoop, Pull Up."

SPY TALK: "Is that the one, or the other one?" "Has UNITED TECHNOLOGIES sent him a cab?" "Has NORTHRUP GRUMMAN put him in the company limo yet?"

NON-FATAL CRASHED PLANE TALK: (on cell phones) "Honey, you won't believe this." "Mr. Dithers, I sure as hell will be late." "I'm never flying on Southwest again! They fucking crashed the plane! Dude, I'm still alive...how could I be talkin' to you if they killed my ass. Later, I'm going down the chute."

HUGHES SW AIR QUOTES: (On the above/SW 1248): "Good job!" (On SW 1455: "Even I know what 'Pull up' means, and 190k is 32k over the speed limit. In a hurry, like a sleazy spy?"

HUGHES QUOTE ON NEW GAY NIGHT RIDERS WHO HAVE BRAINS UNDER EXTERNAL CONTROL AND FIND IT FUN TO THROW BOTTLES AT THE KING BECAUSE THE CORRUPT vc SHERIFF COULD GIVE LESS THAN A SHIT: "Nice job! You missed!" 

Tick tock...tick tock..tick tock.....