Didn't Plan On This One, Mister President

Food scraps from the GSAC meetings? Like a dog? Begging for day-old donuts? 211 did not work, Jerry. YOU were Attorney General, as I recall. Will it work to report I've gone from a BP too high 245 lbs., to a better 205 with Fuji dirt bike riding, to 190 and no more talk of anti-cholesterol meds, to 155 with California homeless dew wetting my donated by Disney spies jacket?

Hey Mafia! They enjoyed rattling Howard's hotel with nuke tests. He bought a hotel. I don't want one. Anything on my rockets besides satellites? I think casino gambling should be illegal. Hot enough for you, gangsters? I gotta get my Truman Library card renewed. He nuked Japanese. Look it up on Google.

MAY I SEND AN e-mail TO GEORGE WILL? I AM SURE IT IS LEGAL.