New, On ABC This Fall! Frank, Frank, & Frank, LLC

Looks like GF got a promotion. She's the one with handcuffs in the same place as bad girls in Cali.fornia hide their homemade knives. Isn't that a "shop" class in "The Joint?" What made pale Illuminati's think I would be in the class? I was taught how to make that knife outside prison walls. What's one of my many slogans as just another candidate for the j-o-b of President of the United States? "They show me things." Get it? "Show Me State?" Talk? Are you kidding? "They" don't tell me much, because...have they changed the green signs yet from "WELCOME HOME" [to Thousand Oaks, California] to:

"WELCOME - BUT WE DON'T TALK TOO MUCH."

TV Networks, here's the "pitch":

A mysterious old & gray hippie offers the case. Many are dead. Something is going to blow up. A politician is going to bite the dust. A rich guy is (probably deservedly) going to be abducted and held for most likely Russian ransom. FRANK #1 is the skeptical guy who does not want to do a thing. He has to be convinced to go to work every episode, but ultimately drops his S. King novel, and gets back with "The Boys." He's an old mafia killing machine who turned good guy. [Don't ask how; it's a TV show] FRANK #2 is active duty Mafia. He's got the bankroll, he's got "action" going on all over town, and when he flashes that cash, "The Boys" get the help they need to crack yet another "cold case" lazy policemen & policegirls gave up on long ago. FRANK #3 is the modern-day mandatory computer nerd. He can get into anything electronic, to better assist "The Boys." Running joke? He's not too good-looking, but he always beds down with a shapely dame, becuase the girl wants more money in her Bank of America account, whether she has money or not.

I'll be at 1385 E. Janss Road all day. Y'all know what town. The homeless joke, Missourah, is when you say, "I saw so and so," the politically correct dismissive remark is: "Ah, they all live around here." Don't be fooled by getting on that Brentwood, Hollywood, or Beverly Hills tour bus! Come to "Papa," Mister Hughes. I'll show you some stars, alright, when your gay/queer/bisexual/transgendered ass gets too close, I knock you out, call the cops, and YOU will go to jail.

Did I mention I'm running for president?
As Jim has stated, "Aw f--- it!"