WGA? What's That? Who Are You?

Big Men on Campus. Not for long.

Oh, they're nuts! I can't help them. Get me outta here!
It would only be a movie, and the credit says "C____ K_____ "as hereself."
It's my idea of a joke! God help me!

INT. WHITE HOUSE/OVAL OFFICE – CONTINUOUS

As old off the shelf from God knows where radios CRACKLE, and Bob is heard yelling in the background, Seth tosses down a gray slate-like device.

SETH

Is it that bad?

CARLOS

Yes, sir.

BOB (O.S.)

What the fuck is wrong with you? I ought to slap you silly!

(beat)

SETH

Let’s go.

CUT TO:

INT. WHITE HOUSE/HALLWAY – CONTINUOUS

Seth and a motley entourage are progressing away down the hall. The new, improved FOOTBALL is being carried beside him. He whips the wheelchair around and speaks to seemingly no one.

SETH

Get down in that East Wing bunker where Cheney’s ass sat...and hold the fort, will ‘ya?

FEMALE V.P.

Yes, sir.

Have they all gone nuts? Not yet? More tonight, and as “Lenea” yelled, “They can see through your eyes!” [Girl I figured the little 911 St. Rita Ave. cameras weren’t that good in 2006]

"Thanks for your help! The check's in the mail! Could you clear these damn stalkers out of here?
Thanks."