Candidates, It's The Hughes Pee Challenge

Can they stand up to the scrutiny of an every other day pee pee and drug screen? "We" want to know about Big Pharma drugs, too!
Gotcha!
Hughes Regimen:
One Dollar Tree Multivitamin
One 81 mg Aspirin

How many labs, Rachel?
I said three.
He bribed all three! He bribed all three!
Does anyone have retainer cash for Brittany's dad?
Not that Brittany, the sorta homeless, shoeless one.
He's working pro bono and the CHP loves me?
Worried?
Not me.
It's that absurd Alpha Dog thing.
What did Ray Davies and The Kinks say in the early 1980's?
"Give them what they want."
Hey, United Kingdom, Could you chill out, please?
Thanks,
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