R. Cowin DSM Review

Here I allege the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM) is all about putting "The Hughes" away. Not when I'm president, headshrinkers! [Did I know someone named "DEBBIE SPITZER?" Not funny, but spyin' twitboys, it's a mental health pro joke, son]
Key rattling, are we?
Going to jail today? Real Secret Service out here tomorrow?
Don't get pissed, as they are hopelessly "Brain Altered."
To the FACTS:

DSM I / 1952 - "They" failed to get Charlie.
DSM II / 1968 - "They" succeeded with getting Margaret. 
DSM III (a) / 1974 - "They" failed to get William. [But got Don, Bill, & Gayle]
DSM III (b) / 1980 - "They" failed once more to get William upon publication. 
DSM III-R / 1987 - "They" kind of got William. He quickly returned to MBMHC as the "Monitor." Will the LUTHERAN SS get the joke? Hopelessly Brain Altered, they will deny the truth--again.
DSM IV / 1994 - Revenge continued, as William got a big 1% .gov raise, and was never "Schizoaffective," "Bipolar," "Schizophrenic," or selling LSD of any color. I did, however, get a case of LC II Year Two Blues, before the Phillies sent-in a fanatic. The nature of this fanaticism is still an unknown.
DSM 5 / When Hell Freezes Over