Wise Precautions

TO: Jill & Rachel
FROM: Hughes
DATE: 08.11.11
RE: Hopelessly "Brain-Jacked" Goebel Patrons
I have placed extra chairs in the Computer Lab to accommodate those who would like to stare at me blankly, play kooky videos, make weird noises, gawk at me as I track civil disobedience in the United Kingdom, and generally make asses of themselves. To review, not one penny of Hughes cash will ever be available for mafia or military. I'm William V, and Cameron knows it for a fact now, due to "M's" support of the Goebel Donut Wagon? So boring! Let us keep order, or recruit homeless rabble to toss rocks at cop cars.

Big DONALD TRUMP ca "check out?" Big mafia! "Mister Hughes, what is your position on the gaming industry?" May I get on TV, you old illuminati shits? "I think all casino gambling should be illegal. It saps wealth out of the economy, and does not create many good jobs. Organized crime figures and drug cartels use the cash to launder money and do their highly illegal business under cover of a legitimate casino. Clean casino? Don't feed me an oxymoron like that. Before you ask about state lotteries, that's simple. The money goes to education, or you go to prison."

Prince Charles, may I resume watching the U.K. riots, you fat boob of a lush? Thanks.