"We" Can Only Hope

With the kind of scum I see running about not-so-safe THOUSAND OAKS, CALIFORNIA, I sure hope Mr. Bruce left me a bomb in his backpack. Remote control detonation from the County Jail? Beeuuutiful! Or, Hughes will say, "I'm no nuclear terror St. Patrick. Could you bring them all back?"

TODAY'S HUGHES FOR PRESIDENT A.M. JOKE:
Set-up: Rick, the Administrative Clerk, had returned to the GSAC.
"Rick, I wondered if you were abducted, or on vacation."
For the record, he laughed (a little).